Zombie Ketchup...

Ok, time to squirt a bit of that zombie ketchup on this here tasty blog sandwich...

Here's an indie zombie flick called Melvin that I'm interested in seeing. It looks pretty low budget. But I like zombies. Look:
Melvin Trailer


Here's a list of upcoming horror remakes via Horror-Movies.ca. The one's that I want to highlight include:
Plan 9 From Outer Space
Monster Squad
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
I walked with a Zombie
The Crazies
The Birds
Re-animator 3-D
Day of the Triffids
Total Recall
They Live

Here's a new trailer for Bong of the Dead. It sounds pretty damn stupid. But it actually looks alright. Check it:



Here's a whopper! I just laughed when I read this. Would you watch a movie called "Fast Zombies with Guns"? Holy shit, I know I would. Well, watch the trailer for that movie and then ask yourself that same question again...

And, finally, a film that looks like it'll be loads of fun called The Revenant is set to be released in the fall. Check out the synopsis and then a clip from the film...This looks pretty darn neat:
In what was supposed to be a standard military drive through the desert, Officer First Class Bart Gregory finds himself killed in Middle East during a rescue attempt gone wrong. Although his body is returned to the United States, and his body is laid to a peaceful rest, Bart finds that his afterlife is anything but. But before the lid can be put on his tomb, Bart inexplicably awakens, confused, horrified-- a moldy, putrefying living corpse - A Revenant.
Bart desperately enlists the help of his best friend, Joey Leubner, in an attempt to ease Bart's newfound nausea and agony. When a panicked emergency room forces the confused corpse to flee, the two friends discover that there is only one cure for Bart's condition: Human blood.
Bart and Joey take matters into their own hands to keep Bart from decomposing, becoming "The Vigilante Gun-Slingers" in the process. The two anti-heroes sate both Bart's bloody urges to feed upon the living, and exact vengeance upon the criminal element to protect the innocent. However, it is only a matter of time before things begin to spiral out of control during their macabre crusade, and Bart will learn that he must eventually embrace the path of his own horrific destiny... all while cruising in a 1979 Camaro with a surfboard on the roof.

Apocalypse Ketchup...

Well, fellow flesh eaters, it seems from time to time my real life gets in the way of my blogging duties! Imagine that. So now I gotta play catch up...or ketchup. How did I get to be so cute?

On with the Apocalypse!

Here's an update on Wynter Dark, an epic post-apocalyptic film featuring gigantic mutants and ferocious polar bears! I cant wait for this one!

The scifi film, Pandorum, has a new trailer. This looks like fun. First here's the synopsis:
Two crewmen awaken from hyper-sleep aboard a spacecraft. None of their equipment is working, and their memories are incomplete. What was their mission? How much time has passed? Where are they? Who are they? As they try to piece things together, they discover they are not alone, and the ship's new inhabitants - tribal warriors carrying crudely made weapons - are moving among them, intent on killing all aboard. As the space travelers unravel the frightening and deadly secrets the ship harbors, they realize the survival of mankind hinges on their actions. They must regain control of the ship before PANDORUM takes over.
Now here's the trailer:



There's a bit of news on one of the main actors to play in the upcoming 1980's V remake. V was about a huge alien invasion...

American Politics and the Apocalypse

Ok, so I dabble in politics a bit. I like to know what's going on. Gives me a piece of mind. Anyway, I just ran across this interesting bit of political commentary from Rachel Maddow of MSNBC on the topic of the religious end times book series Left Behind. Now I'm no believer in God (I mean what god would allow a rotting stinking corpse such as myself to walk around feasting on human flesh?). I also find the Book of Revelation, although fascinating, a bit over the top and...uh...supernatural-y. I have this strange suspicion that the people who read these Left Behind books are these uber-conservative Christian types who basically belong in a cult:

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Interesting, eh?

On a different political front, President Obama recently gave an address to Congress about the new stimulus bill that is supposed to fix the economy and some infrastructure stuff. In response, Republican governor of Louisiana Bobby Jindal, thinks the part in the stimulus bill about "volcano monitering" is a waste of tax payers money and wants it out of the bill all together. I wonder if he thinks hurricanes are any different from volcanos. Don't volcanoes cause major destruction too? Couldn't a "super" volcano really fuck some things up for the human race? Heres an update on a volcano in Alaska: It's ready to burst.

Undead Apocalypse

Welcome, horror hounds, survivalists, and zombie hunters! This blog is dedicated to zombies and all things apocalyptic! I'll review movies and report news of upcoming relevant topics. Let's get started shall we?....