Friday, February 20, 2009

Film Review: Van Helsing

Film: Van Helsing
Director: Stephen Sommers
Reviewed by: Doc Zombie

Synopsis: Infamous monster hunter Van Helsing, and his priest of a sidekick Carl, travel to Transylvania to battle monsters of legend Dracula and brides and the Wolfman, and keep the notorious Count from bringing his undead children to life, and in so doing, allow the the beautiful Anna, and the rest of the family Valerious, to enter the Gates of St. Peter.

My synopsis: crap. I wasn't expecting much and I'm glad I didn't. I watched out of curiosity. The plot was bad. The dialogue was awful. Some of the acting was monstrous. The film was drenched in crappy CGI. Don't waste your time with this. One measly blood drop.

1 comment:

  1. je ne suis pas d'accord! Ce sont les critiques Qui sont misérable!
      OK SUR UN Chacun ses gouts mais là faut pas exagérer!
      Moi je l'ai trouvé super ce film par rapport à Underworld OU IL NE Sont même pas foutu de faire de superbes effets spéciaux ou des cascades à couper le souffle

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